Beating up radom pirates

Ok *Walks into a 5 start resturant*

me*smirks as the waiter seat us and I lean over the table pressing my cheast in it making my breast pop up to the top of my shirt as I flirt with the waiter to give us a free meals*

waiter: *sweats* ummm he-here r ur menus

me*smirks biting my lower lip* why thank you cutie *winks at him and twist my hair around my finger*

waiter: *puts hand down tryinmg to hide his boner

me: *i laugh*

me*smirks biting my lower lip* is there something worng handsome *winks and twist my hair around my finger alittle more flirtious*

waiter: no ma'am.....ummm whats ur orders

me: i wanna steak well-done

me*smirks biting my lower lip* the same as him handsome. *winks to him*

Waiter: *tkes menus and leaves*

me: wow

me*smirks* what????

that might actually work

me*smirks* you shouldnt doubt the power of a womens flirtation. after all wemon are called the suductress

Me: Yea

Waiter: here u go ma'am *sets two steaks down*

me*smirks and bites my lower and winks at him* thanks handsome *purposly without the waiting knowing I did it on purpose I move the side of my arm close to the side of my chest and pressing aginst it so my breast pops out even more at the top*

Waiter: ummm ur our luck 505th customer that means ur meal is free *he lis*

Me:kool

me*smirks and bites my lower and winks at him* what luck. you must be a good luck charm handsome.

Waiter: *gets a boner but doesnt notice and smiles*

me*smirks and bites my lower and notices his bonner* my handsome you must be glade to see me cause your solder is slutting *winks to him*

Waiter: *Turns bright red and runs off*

Me: ........

me*smirks* why being so quite ace???

I just didnt expect that to work *Eats*

me*giggles* well you learned something new. why do you think sam's ship is called the suductress. well thats the reason. *eats*

*laughs and eats*

me*eats* me and sam don't do it to married men though cause it feels worng but single men sorry thier our targets